Named after the titular heroine from the Alien franchise, Ripley is about nine months old, has medium-length fur, and is a chatterbox. This pose doesn’t exactly capture her essence, as she is usually either sprawled out and sleeping, or running around the apartment. Her favorite thing (other than eating wads of paper) is her daddy, which is me!

Before you mock my knowledge of feline anatomy, let it be down that she does indeed have that many toes on her front paws. They look like thumbs, and she occasionally “holds” things. She will lead the revolution.

Just made my deadline on this one! As usual, constructive feedback is more than welcome!